There are exactly two things I’d like to say about the new film Turbo:
1) My favorite line was by Whiplash (voiced by Mace Windu himself): “Your trash talking is unnecessarily complicated!”
I resemble that remark.
2) The Breaking Away reference was appreciated, though some other slight cue that the writers had watched the whole film would have been even more appreciated.
Oh, and the easily digestible but somewhat saccharin mantra of:"No dream is too big, no dreamer is too small" is kinda cool, but it’s not enough to carry the film to the finish line. DNF man! So three things…